I don't have much time. They've trained the goats. They can already speak Spanish. My god, I heard they can administer false, gerrymandered W2's on our behalf to the government…

So we're at that point where it makes some kind of roundabout sense to take stock. Sit back a bit and take a look at where we are and, as…

There's more to come, but let's hit the hard winter ground walking. I have learned that MLS Defender of the Year Matt Besler is fairly close to re-upping with Sporting KC, despite…

Watching Chivas USA flail about in the postseason after another utterly forgettable season has become a cherished rite of winter for all but a tiny sliver of Los Angelinos. We…

I have a friend who happens to be an MLS fan, and he recently swept through town on business. He is from Seattle and is, predictably, a Sounders fan. All…

This is pretty self-explanatory and entirely me goofing around. There were a few moments I hated to leave out - but that's why they call it a Top 5 and…